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How to make a mule

shitmystudentswrite:

Animals can only produce offspring with the same animal, but humans can produce offspring with any female.

belllle-ameee:

Careful, life will not hesitate to throw you a curve ball every now and then.

I don’t know if my kidneys can handle a run right now.

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